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Legal Hoo-Ha:

 

All text by J. Alan Speer. All opinions expressed are that of the author alone. So leave my aromatherapist out of this.

 

Unless indicated otherwise, every inch of this site is © 2003-5 J. Alan Speer. If content is previously published, actual copyright will be noted. All images are © their respective owners, if applicable.

 

(Oh, yeah - because they're allegedly such sticklers about it - the Oscars®, the Academy Awards®, Oscar Night®, and the Oscar® statuette design are the registered trademarks and service marks, and the Oscars ® statuette the copyrighted property, of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.)

 


 

Who is this guy?

It's, like, a metaphor? For "under construction"? (Except, like, it's done?)

 

J. Alan Speer: A now-thirtysomething survivor of New York University's graduate program in Cinema Studies, a former competitive swimmer of some repute, proudly and liberally educated by Calvin College and its undergraduate English department, with additional studies abroad in Paris and Istanbul for that extra-pretentious sheen. Originally from east-central Illinois and currently residing in Ann Arbor, Michigan, Alan spends his free time wondering what happened to Sharon Stone's career, ran his first half-marathon in June 2003, loses all willpower and critical faculties before Bollywood musicals, and mortifies his body regularly with Team Detroit Aquatics.

 

For the record, it should also be noted that I grew up in the same town as did Gregg Toland (b. May 29, 1904), famed Hollywood cinematographer (most notably for Citizen Kane, of course) - although Charleston hardly finds that a remarkable enough fact to so much as mention anywhere. And as long as I'm milking film connections, my undergratuate alma mater also produced such filmmaking luminaries as Paul Schrader, Jeannine Oppewall, and Patricia Rozema. I'm hoping that somehow makes me just a smidge cooler.

 

For even more about the genesis of this site, let me direct you to my

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Acknowledgements:

 

The author would like to thank the following individuals for their invaluable assistance in the creation of this Web site - to them plenty of credit for the good stuff, and none of the blame for the parts that make your retinas bleed: Sadie Jernigan, Lorraine Lelis, John Harms, Sarah Rassoul, Mark O'Hanlon, and Bob Simmons. If those names mean nothing to you, you're missing out on some quality peerage.

 

I am also honored to consider myself an aesthetic legatee of the following individuals, whose cinephilia rubbed off on me in no small way: Tom Cahill, Russ Kincaid, Sarah & Jeff Rassoul, Professor Paul Bodine, the folks at Booth Library's InterLibrary Loan service, Professor Roy Anker, Barbara Anderson, Shweta Bahri, Adam Griffin, Ruby Baresch, Geoff & Jenny Cowgill, Shelley Klop, and Brad Miller. Wish I still kept in touch with most of you. Would love to see your top ten lists.

 


 

Who's the Media Whore now?

 

Hey look! The raves are already coming in! Says  :

 

If only he were real.


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